So, bullying. Yep, a hot topic, especially if you have school aged children. I hate it when someone bigger or older or several people gang up on someone else.
Sometimes I wonder, “Do you know you’re being a bully? Do you think you’re funny???”
(Yeah, bullies are usually that stupid.) My solution?
Ignore them, come over and listen to “Woolly Bully” with me. Honestly, give it time. I can practically guarantee you’ll win in the end.
Kid bullies nearly always end up the same. They’re the ones you see on TV who get interviewed when something happens in your town. They have an average of about one tooth in their mouths (if they have two, they don’t meet up.) They can’t keep a job, and drive cars that barely make it from one stop sign to the next. (And if they don’t end up like that, they should!)
From what I’ve noticed, the TV ads about “don’t be a bully” work about as well as the ones that say, “Don’t do drugs.” Remember?
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.
This is a normal brain. This pea is the size of a bully’s. 😉
There are all kinds of bullies, especially with all the in-the-air stuff these days.
- Face-to-face. (Sometimes toe-to-toe with a bloody nose.)
- Behind your back. (She said, he said, yada yada.)
- Facebook and Twitter
I had a cyber-bully on my blog for a while. What’s funny is, Bully Boy thought he was anonymous because he used a Blackberry and made up a fake email address each time. Took me about five minutes to check out who was sending them (every phone has an id) and set up a block so they didn’t reach me, then boogie to Woolly Bully.
♪♫ “Hattie told Matty, Let’s don’t take no chance, Let’s don’t be L-seven, Come and learn to dance.” ♪♫
So how do (did?) you handle bullying? And more importantly, how would/do you help kids handle it?
Please share! You could be the solution to today’s biggest problem. (But probably it’s Mr. Sham.)