Susan Spess Shay

Still playing make believe.



MRI–Magnetic Resonance Imaging.

Ever had an MRI? I did before I got my new hippy hippy coco puff four years ago. They have you take off all earrings and piercings and anything else metal.

So . . . if I were a cartoonist, I’d draw a cartoon of a woman stuck to the top of an MRI scanner by her belly button ring. She’d have to talk out of the side of her mouth (’cause she’s stuck so tight to the top.)

“Oops. I might have I forgotten one.”


Guess I better tell them about my hip, huh? I’d hate to forget about it and arc out the machine. (Oy!)

MRI at noon. See you later.