Today, lets play a game.
Why don’t we play, “What happened to your head, Susan?”
Was it–
- G-Man and I, playing connect the dots, ran out of paper.
- Squirrel hunting with girlfriends and caught a little buckshot.
- A new disease–Topknot Measles.
- Counting freckles and accidentally used indelible ink.
- Wood burning tool went wild.
- Oil popped when I fried chicken the other night. (Snort!)
- Immortalized the Orion Constellation.
- Had subcatanblahblah eruptions scorched off.
Wanna play? 
What’s your guess?
Do not eat out of HOT Skillet. Snort, snort
Good to know. I’ll post that in the kitchen, Larry.
Hot skillet?? Ouch
That would be ouchie, wouldn’t it?
Hi Jane!
A hot skillet would be an ouchie, wouldn’t it?
Not that, though.
Liver spots, Mr. Burns.
“DANNY” spots?
DIL #1–closer! Much closer than Mr. Burns liver spots. (ick)
Well . . .
Well, if your skin is anything like my skin, I’d say you had subcatanblahblah eruptions scorched off.
Hi Mina! Long time no see!
I think you hit the head on the nail. It’s a blessing knowing other women so much like me!
Amazing I Googled subcatanblahblah eruptions and look who/what showed up.
https://www.google.com/search?q=subcatanblahblah+eruptions&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
LOL!!! Pretty cool, huh?
Painfully, humorous way to be Numero Uno on Google?
Hey, you gotta do whatcha gotta do.
The last one! Sounds painful.
It wasn’t really painful. I was a deadhead before they started. (Needle hurt just a tad, though.)