Why don’t we play, “What happened to your head, Susan?”
- G-Man and I, playing connect the dots, ran out of paper.
- Squirrel hunting with girlfriends and caught a little buckshot.
- A new disease–Topknot Measles.
- Counting freckles and accidentally used indelible ink.
- Wood burning tool went wild.
- Oil popped when I fried chicken the other night. (Snort!)
- Immortalized the Orion Constellation.
- Had subcatanblahblah eruptions scorched off.
What’s your guess?